Series: The Big Burp Theory of the Universe

Hi Everyone,

Believe it or Not How the Big Burp Theory came about…

A long, long time ago when I lived in Connecticut and my daughter was 5 years old. We were watching a PBCS science program on the Creation of the Universe. My daughter was playing with her teddy bear in front of the TV. All of a sudden the science program simulated the Big Bang as loud as you can imagine and as massive explosion of both light and sound!

Well my daughter got so scared that she jumped up and in the blink of an eye, she was hugging me and crying that she was “SCARED!”. I hugged her and gave her a sip of my soda. She looked at me smiled then … BURPED! And we both laughed, then I told her that the Big Bang was nothing more than a tiny red particle with a really Big, Big, Burp, just like the one she had. As the days progressed I elaborated and this turned into “The Big Burp Theory of the Universe”.

And now I am pleased to share it with you, and I hope you and your children or grandchildren have as much fun making all the sounds in it too.

May you have lot’s of fun with it.

Joe

The Big Burp Theory of the Universe for Kindle

The Big Burp Theory of the Universe for Kindle

$3.49
What's so scary about the Big Bang anyway? Why Nothing! Once you make it Ridiculous! Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a tiny red particle that just had to Burp and this is the story of what happened next. So laugh out loud and BURP! Make Screeching sounds and Big Burps and Zoom all around, and Slurp your way through the pages. Make all the Gurgles and Glunks, Big Burps and Hiccups, and don't forget in the end ... Someone has Garlic Breath, so Hold Your Noses! More info →
Large Print Big Burp Theory of the Universe

Large Print Big Burp Theory of the Universe

$6.98
Now you and your children can Burp, Slurp, Gurgle, Glunk, Screech and Zoom through a large print easy to read paperback version. What's so scary about the Big Bang anyway? Why Nothing! Once you make it Ridiculous! Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a tiny red particle that just had to Burp and this is the story of what happened next. So laugh out loud and BURP! Make Screeching sounds and Big Burps and Zoom all around, and Slurp your way through the pages. Make all the Gurgles and Glunks, Big Burps and Hiccups, and don't forget in the end ... Someone has Garlic Breath, so Hold Your Noses! More info →
The Big Burp Theory of the Univese

The Big Burp Theory of the Univese

Have a Kid fun time with the Big Burp Theory of the Universe a Ridiculous and Funny Kid's Book by Joe Wocoski! Space is Funny not Scary! Once you make it Ridiculous! Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a tiny red particle that just had to Burp and this is the story of what happened next. So laugh out loud and BURP! Make Screeching sounds and Big Burps and Zoom all around, and Slurp your way through the pages. Make all the Gurgles and Glunks, Big Burps and Hiccups, and don't forget in the end ... Someone has Garlic Breath, so Hold Your Noses! More info →
The Big Burp Theory of the Universe Audiobook

The Big Burp Theory of the Universe Audiobook

$3.95
Finally at last, it's Here for Kid Fun Times! "The Big Burp Theory of the Universe" is now available as a short audiobook, the perfect length for bedtime, for a reasonable price, now you can hear the Author read the book in his own words and voice. This makes an excellent companion to the paperback, large print and kindle editions for you and your kids or students. More info →